Thursday, September 18, 2008

10 Love Songs

Hi All,

Hope you all fine :)
Last several days, I heard so many bad news about finance (Wall Street, IHSG, and most of stock exchange are down), and some demonstrations in Bangkok and Phuket.. Hope all my friends in Bangkok are fine, God bless us

Today I just wanna share my 10 favorite love songs..wkwkwk.. Maybe these songs can inspire some of us who fall in love

OK... let's start

1. The Calling - Anything



2. Nsync - This I Promise You


3. Rob Thomas - Ever The Same


4. Shania Twain - From This Moment On


5. MLTR - Forever And a Day


6. Blue - Best In Me


7. Destiny's Child - Brown Eyes


8. Savage Garden - Truly Madly Deeply


9. Spice Girls - Let Love Lead The Way


10. Wilber Pan - Bu De Bu Ai

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Chinese, very Chinese

You will Never laugh at a Chinese again!


A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business
for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari
parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and
everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow
$5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my
car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I
return.'

Monday, September 15, 2008

If You Love Somebody...

I always thought the original saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with."

However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. In which category do *you* fall?

"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

"The New Versions"

Pessimist
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful
If you love somebody, Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

Vengeful
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.

C++ Programmer
if(you-love( m_she)) m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love somebody, Set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love somebody, Set her free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist
If you love somebody, Set her free...
She'll evolve.

Statistician
If you love somebody, Set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s Fan
If you love somebody, Set her free...
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Overpossessive
If you love somebody don't set her free.

HR Specialist
If you love somebody set her free
By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

MBA
If you love somebody set her free...
instantaneously. ..and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler
If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why say you don't give a damn.

ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance Expert
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert
If you love somebody set her free...
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Blood Type [Part-2]











Thursday, September 11, 2008


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